SOME FUNNY AND FAKE UPDATES ON NIGERIANS SOCIAL NETWORKS

Your account balance is 2kobo only, and you are singing aloud “she must chop
my money” # GodisWatchingUin3D



— You update your BBM status with “I love ONLY you boo” and 45 Girls reply
privately with “thanks luv” ‪#‎GodisWatchingUin3D‬

— 18yrs u’r Dating a bros of 41yrs. Ur pm: “Can’t Wait to see mγ Baby” is dat ur
Baby or ur Daddy? #GodisWatchingUin3D

— Your mum sells stock fish and your dad exchanges money and you say your
parents work in stock exchange. #GodisWatchingUin3D

— You’re a fisherman and you tell your neighbours you work offshore.
#GodisWatchingUin3D

— Your mum sells Palm oil and your dad sells cooking Gas and you tell people
your parents are into oil and gas business.
#GodisWatchingUin3D

— You go to different church every Sunday and stand as a new comer to eat
meat pie and drink malt.
#GodisWatchingUin3D

— You are laying on a mat in your room, busy battling with mosquitoes and still
u update saying ‘weather for two’.
#GodisWatchingUin3D

— You tweet from a Nokia 3110c and its showing “via Ubersocial for Blackberry.
#GodisWatchingUin3D.......