I want to be Nigeria President;Shekau Reveals in New Video

“I want to be president of Nigeria” – Shekau Reveal In New VideoOctober 25, 2014ByFNNews0 Comments12204723SHARESFacebookTwitterWe at FNN have recorded another first in the Nigerian Journalism sector yet again. After months of solicitation and Negotiations and obtaining documented written and verbal assurances that no harm would befall him, FNN Political correspondent, Abdul Ibn Nnferoz, was granted access to the Boko Haram stronghold deep in the heart of the Sambisa forest, for a daring No Holds Barred Interview with its leader, Abubakar Shekau (or the man who claims to beAbubakar Shekau).Below is a full account of the interview from our reporter, who returned to Lagos yesterday, safe and sound.FNN: Good Afternoon Mr. Shek….SHEKAU:No, No, No. Don’t you dare annoy me. I did not permit you to come into this place to insult me. I am Sultan Shekau now. You shall address me as such.FNN:Pardon?SHEKAU:You forget too quickly. The Caliphate still thrives in Michika and Konduga. Even Obama can’t stop us. Talk less of Goodluck Jonath……FNN: I really don’t know if I should be calling you a Sul…. *guard cocks AK 47 loudly*FNN:So, SULTAN Shekau, we would like to know the terms of the cease fire your organization reached with the Federal Government, if at all any was reached.SHEKAU: Haahaaahaaa……they thought they could put me in a precarious situation. But God is on our side. Haahaaa. I cannot die. Obama cannot kill me. GEJcannot kill me. The United Nations Moon Guy cannot kill me. I cannot di….FNN:Could you please answer the question Sultan?SHEKAU:Did you just call me Sultan?FNN: Yes Sir. I did. You asked me to call you Sul..SHEKAU: How Dare you call me Sultan?*guard cocks gun again*FNN: But……you just…….you said…..SHEKAU:Call me Alhaji Shekau. You shall address meas such. Even Obama and Jonathan must address me as such.FNN:Yes Alhaji Shekau. So back to the earlier question. Was a cease fire agreed? What are the terms of the cease fire? Why has your sect reneged on the agreement by way of the recend abduction of young women in Adamawa State?SHEKAU:Haahaaa. First of all, Ya Allah, I negotiated acease fire with some people. Were they from Jonathan?I don’t know. But I negotiated a Cease Fire. Did I breakmy agreement? No No. I did not. I did not “fire”. I abducted girls. Abduction is not kidnap. It is a technicality not too difficult to understand. They are not the same thing. Obama and Jonathan cannot tell me they are the same thing.FNN: Are you asking the government to come back to the table to negotiate a separate agreement? A Cease Kidnap or something of the sort?SHEKAU: That is their business. They can do that with the other ShekauFNN:The what?SHEKAU: The Other Shekau. Shekaus actually. I am but one Shekau. There are other Shekaus. They kill one, three will rise up. They aren’t Alhajis yet though, or Sultans. Just me for now.FNN:Well……….thats mighty comforting to know there are more Shekaus. Now, if I may ask, with regards to the cease fire, has a time table for the releaseof the abducted Chibok girls been agreed upon?SHEKAU:Time Table? This is not school.FNN: Let me rephrase, when do you plan to return all the kidnapped girls?SHEKAU: I never said anything about returning themFNN: But…..the terms of your cease fire…..SHEKAU: Obama cannot tell me how to return these girlsFNN: For God sake nobody said anything about Obama*guard cocks gun*FNN:My Apologies, but can we please focus on the questions here. DO YOU PLAN ON RETURNING THE CHIBOK GIRLS ANYTIME IN THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE, MR ALHAJI SULTAN SHEKAU??SHEKAU: I don’t like being called all the titles at onceFNN: For Christ sake answer the bloody question!*guard shoots in the air*SHEKAU:Yes. Yes. I do plan on returning the girls soon. Immediately we are done abducting some other girls from Michika who shall replace the ones we release. You think I’m stupid? Haaahaaa! Jonathan cannot fool me. Obama cannot fool me. My men need womenFNN: Then they can go and get married to WOMEN. These are young girls who just want to go to school Alhaji Shekau. Why not get your men to get wives the proper way?SHEKAU: Nobody wants to marry a terrorist, my goodmanFNN:They could stop being terroristsSHEKAU:That would limit their career opportunities. It’s the only thing they’re good at.FNN: You. Don’t. SAYSHEKAU:Say what?FNN: nothing really. So there was no concrete cease fire agreement, and if at all there was, you do not plan on respecting it. You have no plan on releasing the girls. What exactly is the end game here, Alhaji Shekau?SHEKAU: To become PresidentFNN:President of What?SHEKAU:NigeriaFNN: What?!SHEKAU: Yes. To become President. Now go back andtell the people who sent you that I saidThis…………I Alhaji Abubakar Shekau, plan to become president of Nigeria one day.FNN: I will do that. Now can you tell your guard to stop pointing that thing at me?SHEKAU: Also tell your people to send Cyril Stober next time. I don’t think I like you that muchFNN:Cyril Stober works for the NTA SHEKAU:I don’t care. Now leave. Before I lose my temper

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